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I went to the Glory Hole four times.

First time, I got someone's vienna sausage.  Yes, it was that small.

Second time, I gagged as pink meat was forced into my mouth.

Third time, I got uppity, and refused entry.  But whoever was on the other side got their way, and I still came away with a face and mouth flecked with white.

Fourth time, someone stuffed their banana into me, and then I thought things had really gone pear shaped...

(Vienna sausage.  Vanilla wafer ham sandwich, stuffed in edgewise.  Marshmallow fluff.  Canned banana, which tasted more like pear to me.)

Definitely the silliest time I spent at Baitcon...

Comments

[quietann.livejournal.com]

Ben has a *really* good photo of you, one of those times. Neither he nor I were willing to try it ourselves...

[trowa-barton.livejournal.com]

You two should have tried it.
It wasn't THAT bad

[42itous.livejournal.com]

eeeeewww!
:D

*giggle*

[hammercock.livejournal.com]

Thanks for being such a good sport. :)